i didn’t make this at work. oh wait, i SUPER DID.
99% of my socks are single u don’t see them crying about it
“Once, in the fourth grade, the principal was on stage and he had the mike up high. Then little Amy walks across, goes up to the mike, grabs the little knob, twists it, pulls it down, and I said to myself, oh my god, she has no stage fright whatsoever.” | Bill Poehler on his daughter Amy Poehler [x]